Steakhouse Power Rankings
A highly unserious but deeply committed steakhouse ranking authority.
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House of Prime Rib
United States
San Francisco / $$$
SB
A+
WAG
A
King Henry cut, loaded baked potato, martini with authority
A cart-based dynasty with gravy in its veins.
Bobo's
United States
San Francisco / $$$$
SB
A
WAG
B+
Bone-in filet, crab appetizer, red wine that feels financially irresponsible
Big steaks, bigger confidence, absolutely no chill.
Alexander's Steakhouse
United States
San Francisco / $$$$
SB
A-
WAG
A-
Wagyu sampler, hamachi shots, whatever dessert has drama
A tasting-menu brain in a steakhouse body.
Niku Steakhouse
United States
San Francisco / $$$$
SB
B+
WAG
A
A5 wagyu, crispy potatoes, Japanese whisky
Gorgeous room, serious beef, tiny margin for error.