"This is less dinner and more a beautifully managed incident."
The steak
Prime rib arrives with the pageantry of a championship belt. Tender, salty, deeply comforting, and not interested in subtlety.
Sides and apps
Creamed spinach and potatoes do the veteran-minimum work perfectly. Nothing flashy, no missed assignments.
Drinks
Martinis are cold, clean, and ready to make someone rank the bread service too aggressively.
Service
Fast, practiced, and confident. The cart does not ask for permission; it enters the chat.
Vibes
Old-school San Francisco steakhouse energy with just enough ceremony to make khakis feel tactical.
Final verdict
A number one seed until someone proves otherwise.