"The ambiance has better credit than I do."
The steak
The wagyu is excellent and precise, but the best bites can be so rich they turn the table into a committee.
Sides and apps
Crispy potatoes bring balance and joy. The apps are polished, though not every dish needs a dramatic pause.
Drinks
Whisky and cocktails both perform well, especially when paired with pretending you understand the whole menu.
Service
Professional and measured, though occasionally the pacing gets a little too composed.
Vibes
Date-night monster. Sleek, dramatic, and built for people who own jackets.
Final verdict
A WAG powerhouse and a Steakboiz analytics darling with value concerns.